Y’all this economy is really suffering. So much so, that “super” producers are recycling their own beats! It seems that Ciara done re-made Beyonce’s “Diva” from her recent release, “I Am Sasha Fierce.” This is wrong on so many levels that I don’t know where to begin. Although, I am a fan of Ciara (LAWD knows I shouldn’t be because both of her CD’s SUCK), she will NEVER be Beyonce. In fact, she needs to stand clear from anything Beyonce related. That includes, dresses, shoes, hair, ex-boyfriends, choreography and yes…MUSIC! Okay, I will give it to Ciara, the lil’ sista can dance and if you give her a pole and a red light, I am sure she would make a whole lot of money but sangin’ ain’t her forte’. Y’all know I’m tellin’ the truth. Check out the “re-mix” here…
Speaking of Beyonce, it seems that she made some off the wall comments about the Jackson family in the December issue of Elle Magazine. According to the magazine article, Beyonce said, “I grew up upper-class”, she says. “Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like the Jacksons. But I didn’t have parents using me to get out of a bad situation.”
Y’all folks can say what they want to say about the Jacksons but they are a real family. Errrrybody family got issues. Y’all know y’all got an uncle or somebody that ain’t quite right upstairs. And if you can’t think of anybody in your family…then the odd one out is probably you. If you ask me, Matthew Knowles wanted to quit his boring salesman job and her mama wanted to trade in the shampoo bowl for a clothing line. Therefore, Beyonce got pimped out to the music industry. No question, she is the bread winner in that family. Y’all know ain’t nobody checking for Solange. Nobody is beating down Tina’s door for her to style them for a red carpet event and has Matthew managed anybody else (successfully) other than ex-Destiny Child members (…and that’s questionable)? I’m just sayin’. One would say the same thing about Matthew Knowles and the entire Knowles family. Let the tabloids tell it, Matthew was taking notes from the Joe Jackson handbook. I’m just sayin’…
Side Bar-Hmmmm…let’s compare…Beyonce and Solange vs. Michael and Janet. Beyonce, respect your elders! Nuff said…
Okay y’all, this ain’t got nothing to do with nothing but there is this stripper named Buffy the Body who is known for her big AZZ…and not much else. Well she is, but I don’t think I want to put it in my blog. Use your imagination. Let’s just say she is not quite as bad as Superhead…but she may be a close second. She just hasn’t written a “tell all” book (not yet anyway), but the streets be talking. For all the guys who are infatuated with Buffy’s butt (it cannot be her face because cute is not her friend) just know that most of the video chicks you are infatuated with, their asses are not real!! They get butt injections. Their booties are injected with collagen prior to them shooting their videos. Anyway, she and a radio DJ go at it and it is hilarious. Check it out…
Side Bar-Does anybody know if strip clubs offer 401K’s? I’m just asking. With this economy, I may need to rethink my career choices. Y’all know jokers will pay to see a big azz before they pay the rent. I’m just sayin’…
Bristol Palin done welcomed a 7lb baby boy on Saturday and following her mother’s lead for baby names, she named him Tripp. I knew I should have gotten a book of baby names as a baby shower gift! Dang!!
Okay y’all, Media Takeout has a photo of this NFL player that goes by the name of Byron Westbrook. This dude is bare chest and another dude is hugging him from behind. Now I usually don’t pre-judge but if I were a betting woman I would say that this dude is “sweet.” Now I know that I am going to get a whole lot of “hate” mail (especially from my gay friends) but y’all know that I ain’t lying. He looks real “happy” and if I were guessing I would say that he was in the family. Now Byron was so embarrassed by the photo that he felt compelled to contact MEDIA TAKEOUT (of all media sources) and explain what was going on in the photo as well as how many women were at the party. For me, the explanation sounded a lil’ suspect…but then again, so was the photo. So BYRON…if you are out there…just know, that you are explaining too much. In my opinion, that says, “I got something to hide.” Check out the photo and draw your own conclusions…
Side Bar-Ladies, many dudes (including the straight looking ones) will tell you that they are straight and although you may be thinking that they are checkin’ for you, they are really checkin’ for your man. That said, take control of your own destiny and make that joker wear a condom. Not all men on the “DL” are borrowing your MAC Viva Glam. Some of them are changing your oil or fixin’ your brakes. Nuff said…
Alright y’all. That is all for now. Holla back at your girl!
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