Kim Kardashian's Boobies Are Officially Awesome!

The ass-tastic Kim Kardashian wants you to know that she's not a one-hit wonder. Nope, she's got two more hits right up top. And she's gonna make damn sure you see 'em -- here she is posing in her Official 2009 Calendar and she's put those glorious puppies front and center for all the world to see... and ogle... and enjoy. Thank you Kimmy - thank you so, so very much. Just for being you. And well, for your awesome boobies - let's not forget those... I mean how could we. Plus there's that ass of course... and you know, the face is pretty damn good too. So what's not to like about our Kim? Well, she wasn't much of a dancer was she? Kinda like a block of wood out there... well, I think we all can forgive her, after all it's not the dance-floor we'd all like to be taking her to now is it? Enjoy the view - Cheers!

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