A Travel Guide To Jennifer Ellison's Chest Mountains

Okay people gather round, gather round... right - today we are gonna tackle that biggest of all Chest Mountain challenges - the Boob-tastic Brit Jennifer Ellison. Now, the going is not going to be easy I assure you - there is some treacherous terrain we're going to have to deal with - it's all very, very soft you see - makes it hard to walk without a whole lot of bouncing. And what happens when we bounce? Right - we fall off. You do not want to fall off from these twin peaks. It's a long, long way down. So for godssakes tread carefully. And no drooling! That's right, drooling here hurts everyone, your damn feet will slip won't they? But oh, the sites you'll see if you reach the top! It is truly magnificent. Okay, now, remember - listen to your Sherpa - he's here to help you - and don't forget to drink plenty of water - it's gonna be a long trip and you don't want to get dehydrated. There is some milk at the top... what? really? She's not lactating? Those aren't mom boobs? They're that damn humungous all the time? Bloody hell - that is a natural wonder ain't it? Enjoy the trip - Cheers!

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